E-Filler Archives

Well, it looks like Terminator's legs are done:


Now we just need a scary head and somewhere to attach the gun.

...because Rogers, Bell and Telus aren't finished with you yet. It looks like Globalive (or "Windmobile") has hit a bit of a setback thanks to our friends at the CRTC.

So what does this mean for us? No cheap wireless provider on the horizon (which truly blows given these guys were supposed to start offering service in the next few months).

I hate to be the pawn of advertising but this actually sounds pretty cool:
Facial Profiler (sponsored by your friends at Coke)

If I wasn't such a wuss and still had facebook I'd be all over this. Can someone (with facebook) sign up and let me know how it goes?

Finally, a little "Don't Taze Me Bro" of our own:

Vegas was a great trip. I went with some guys to have a bachelor party.
I will spare you all the debaucherous details (just know there are some).

These are the five standout activities I enjoyed while in Nevada. I would recommend these to anyone who goes.

1) Frozen Fury XII at the MGM Grand

The crowd was surprisingly into it considering it was in the Southern USA. Must have been all the free beers in the casino before, or the fights, it was a preseason game. Much better than watching a French-Canadian circus in my opinion.

2)Shot a Desert Eagle at The Gun Store

The DE .50AE has crazy recoil and produces an incredible noise, It was an intense experience and cost $5 a bullet. I could have also purchased, like a few of my friends did, the Iraq Paq. That will allow you to shoot rounds from all the guns used in the Iraq conflict, it costs about $150. To my shock and dismay, one of the targets you shoot at with the package is Osama bin Laden. Fun yes, accurate not quite.

3)Took a Leak on the Berlin Wall

I was nice and drunk when this took place. We all chanted "USA!USA!" while taking our epic leak.

4)Ate Lunch at Buffets

Buffets are a great deal when you wake up at 11:30 hungover and need lots of fluids and food to ensure survival. I liked Caesars the best, but only because we got there in time for one plate of breakfast before they brought out the lunch offerings. Our timing was impeccable.

5)Did it Up Big at the Hard Rock

We showed up after the hockey and hit up the Pink Taco restaurant. We shot Patron and pounded Coronas throughout our 3 hour dinner. It was a great meal and the restaurant had a good crowd. Then we played BlackJack and drank at the on site bars and lounges until around 3AM, at which time we went to the next party spot.


Vegas was expensive as hell, but worth every penny. I have great memories, and no pictures, just as the rule stipulates.