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WINNIPEG SUCKS

BOOYA


Winning the award for Outstanding Canadian was Andy Fantuz, of UWO fame, mainly because he scored the game-winning touchdown on a pretty bitching play.


You can watch highlights, though truth be told it was a relatively shitty game (neither offence was doing anything).

Moran
The comments in this blog post made me laugh...

Writer's Strike
Well, the following video has swayed my support in favor of the writer's in their U.S. strike.





We're going to need one thousand of the sea's most delicious dead whales for...uhhhh...research...
Japan has sent out it's whaling fleet, amid international criticism, to hunt up to 1,000 whales for research. You be the judge.

Czynic nie taser mi bro!!!
I finally watched this video. I love a good tasering video. It gets good around the 4:30 mark.



I just think that four federal cops should be able to apprehend one unarmed freaking-out Polish guy, without using a taser. In fact, I think that one RCMP officer should be able to apprehend one unarmed freaking-out Polish guy, without using a taser.

Instead, they just taser the shit out of him.

Cowbell Hero
Sweet, I hope they make this for Wii...

Rust Belt's $100 Million Secret
Um. So this is a nice thing to do.

International Perspective
"I cannot believe that it possible a woman can become Premier of US and A - in Kazakhstan, we say that to give a woman power, is like to give a monkey a gun - very dangerous. We do not give monkeys guns any more in Kazakhstan ever since the Astana Zoo massacre of 2003 when Torkin the orang-utan shoot 17 schoolchildrens. I personal would like the basketball player, Barak Obamas to be Premier."

- Borat Sagdiyev



Planning a vacation?

Hello Pot? This is Kettle calling...
"You can't be the president and the head of the military at the same time."
- George W. Bush to Pervez Musharraf

Man...when I read that I actually laughed out loud. If you don't know why this is funny, refer to this Wikipedia article.

Drivers stunned by new speeding law
Check out this article in the Toronto Star: Drivers stunned by new speeding law
Best quote:
Stainthorpe, a 33-year-old registered nurse, admitted he was speeding, but was furious that police wouldn't let him off with a warning since he had never heard of the new law.

NE vs IND = Brian Owes Me Beer
This past weekend the undefeated teams from New England and Indianapolis met in what was coined SuperBowl 41 1/2. Never before had two undefeated teams met so late in the season (week 9).

Peyton "Chop that Meat!" Manning performed well early in the match, earning 20 points, 10 points of which were lead. Then, in spectacular fashion, in front of 60,272 Indianapolis fans, Manning and the Colts shit the bed.

In the fourth quarter, a the 199th over-all draft pick, Tom Brady emerged on the field with the likes of Randy Moss and Donte Stallworth. This year Brady, amidst an undefeated season, is on pace for most of the single season NFL QB records. The NFL's premier offensive unit proceeded to easily score the 14 needed points, and kneel out the rest of the game. Crushing the formerly undefeated SuperBowl 41 Champions.

That victory secured me a pitcher of beer, which will be especially sweet, because it will be purchased by a Colts fan. And consumed by someone in a Brady jersey.



19-0?

Westboro Baptist Church to pay boatloads of money
For those who don't know, the Westboro Baptist Church is a cult (what Wikipedia calls a "controversial church") in the US devoted to the intolerance of homosexuality. I suppose you could make an argument that some real churches are "intolerant" towards homosexuality, but even then certainly not in the same way as WBC. They believe that God hates America and is killing Americans as retribution for its tolerance of homosexuality. Any disaster, from the dead coal miners to 9/11 to the War in Iraq, is because the US allows homosexuality, according to them.

They're best known for protesting funerals, replete with placards saying such things as "Thank God for dead Americans", "God hates Americans", and "God is your enemy". In some jurisdictions in the US, this has brought on legislation banning the protest of private funerals.

Anyway, yesterday, the WBC was ordered to pay nearly $11 million in damages stemming from the protest of a funeral. It was the funeral of a US soldier killed in Iraq. The WBC brought placards saying "Thank God for dead soldiers" among other things. The jury awarded the family $2.9 million in damages plus $8 million punitive damages.

Probably the WBC will not actually pay $11 million, considering its net worth is estimated at $1 million.

It's a cool story because it lets you laugh at them for being morons, but it's a little unsettling that they can be ordered to pay such a huge sum of money for something which is, I believe, not criminal. (I guess the point would be moot in Canada because it would be considered a hate crime, which IS criminal).

Another interesting point is the theology of their cult: why would you devote your life to a God that you believe hates you?